30 years old woman funny scenes. Zodiac roll call of guests

What is 30 years?
This is women's prime!
The mind is clear and the distance is bright,
And the soul is full of warmth!
Although sometimes there is anxiety in the eyes,
That so many days have passed,
You, dear, don’t be sad,
Believe that there is more to come.
Good luck light ahead
And so many clear years!
Let them give without difficulty
you next year
A gentle look, a cheerful laugh,
And good luck and success!

30 years is a great age,
The most vital flowering!
We simply wish you
Fantastic victories!
To be caressed by fate
And it’s easy and beautiful to live.
Let go of sadness with longing,
Only giving joy to the heart!

Darling, thirty years is the right age,
I wish you both good and harmony in life.
May there be more wonderful holidays in life,
Let the happy moments last a little longer.
From now on, it’s only necessary to become prettier,
Look at things positively and easily.
So you should always be the most beautiful,
And at the same time – the happiest!

My beloved beauty,
Congratulations on your 30th birthday!
Heartfelt warmth
And I wish you happiness now!
And millions of beautiful roses
From now on your whole life will be surrounded by
And the most important question in life
May success and luck always decide!

You are thirty years old today,
But this age is only formal.
There is no better you, beauty,
Your image is simply perfect.
I wish you on your anniversary,
Darling, good luck and happiness.
Make your dreams come true as soon as possible,
So that misfortunes pass by.

Thirty is the first serious milestone,
Many new victories are ahead.
May fate smile on you
Boldly explore the expanse of life!

I wish you thirty years
Daring aspirations and passionate accomplishments,
And let the rays of fortune shine brightly
Leads you to a land of beautiful wonders!

The best age is thirty years old,
There is strength and experience is attached.
Let the house be warmed with love,
And good friends meet!
It's your birthday! The best age
Quite worthy - thirty years!
Whatever you expect from life, you will get everything -
Success, joy, victories!
You're thirty and that's great!

What is 30 years?
These are different skills -
Prepare as lunch
And jams and pickles,
How to dress, how to receive,
How to stop a boy's trampling
What to give, what to give, what to take -
In a word, intelligence and subtle experience.
Do not interfere with beauty
A real city girl
Not a pan on the stove,
Nor the absence of a maid!

I have experience and plenty of strength,
Yes, the soul is still blooming,
At 30 you rule the roost
Good as before!
And there is no need to load up,
Home, work - they will wait,
It's better to sing and dress up -
The gentlemen are waiting for you!

Like an extraordinary flower,
You are celebrating 30 years.
How gorgeous is his pot,
Your elegant toilet.
When you walk down the alley,
Even busy people
Comes off from the glue
Opening your mouth tightly.
Let all the guys on the planet
(Russian, Negro, Tajik, Jew),
They dream languidly about a portrait,
With your royal signature!

At 18 (really, really!)
We were not smart enough
At 20, my husband was missing,
You remember it yourself.
At 25 - not the same salary,
At 27 - the wrong flowers...
And today - look!
Finally you have matured.
Everything is fine with you, everything is fine,
May it always be so.
After all, “thirty” is the time
Full of life and work!

I will open it for you, fairy,
One little secret.
A woman always tastes better
Having walked for 30 years.
She's sweeter than candy
Lemonade and marzipan
Ripe peach, warm summer.
No, it's not that I'm a gourmet.
Enjoy life, kitty,
Don't be afraid of the calendar.
Let there be “paradise” in it,
Oceans and seas!

I wish you fans
They called me to Capri and Thessaloniki,
So that you fall off your horse in delight
Cast iron monument on the square,
So that the uncles are strict traffic cops
They dropped wands and cash,
So that all your teachers
Because of you we lost peace,
So that from the excitement of the heart
Business tycoons abandoned
And may you for eternal happiness
Just one love was enough.

30 years is not yet a date,
This is the very peak of fate,
Be rich in joy
And don’t know the chains of trouble

Be beautiful and happy
What is appointed will come.
30 years is a living miracle,
A new path and a new takeoff.

We congratulate everyone, lovingly -
There is no brighter anniversary in life -
Happy 30th birthday to you!
You are smarter and sweeter than everyone else!
All your merits cannot be counted,
The road leads forward and upward.
In you (the truth, not flattery!)
There is a lot of goodness, warmth and light!
Take care of your family comfort,
Wealth will come to you soon,
And let your children sing
In love with you a huge choir!!!

The thirty-year-old galloped up unexpectedly,
Brought the dawn of a new day.
But don’t be sad, because life is wonderful!
True friends are with you!

What's your age? Everything is as it should be!
And the crisis - just send it!
Your loved one is nearby - that’s a joy!
Don't lose faith in your strength!

Celebrate the anniversary on a grand scale,
Have a beautiful holiday table!
Enter a new life without fear,
And all the problems are for later!

A heap of diapers and delicious cutlets
A joyful life has just begun!
Lo and behold, now you’re thirty years old,
New frontier, new cob!

You are so beautiful and so slim,
I found happiness in my husband and children.
You are young, mischievous and smart -
We will have fun celebrating your anniversary!

Thirty fun and colorful years:
You never know, it’s a lot – we won’t count!
While the scarlet color burns on the cheeks,
We will congratulate you more than once!

30 years – is this really a drama?
Don't think that spring is over.
Yes, now you're less stubborn
But she's smart enough.

Don't look through the prism of despondency,
Put your calendar away!
And live and be surprised by life,
30 years - the dawn of your love!

The colors shone brighter, boldly,
All the flowers are for you today.
Know: for us you are just a queen,
Incomparable goddess of beauty!

You are beautiful today as always
Makeup, hairstyle and outfit.
And it is not surprising that often
You catch a man's loving gaze.
You're no longer a stupid girl
At work, in society in honor,
Youth fun and girlfriends
Easily left behind
You will celebrate thirty years today
With his family, wife and mother.
May you always shine like the sun.
And we also want to wish,
To be as kind and cheerful
To defeat everyone with intelligence and beauty,
And you will always be first in everything,
Well, life is just a white stripe.

You bloomed like a May rose
In drops of fresh morning dew.
30 years is the age of maturity,
Women's wisdom and beauty.

30 years is a sweet fairy tale,
What drives men so crazy.
At 30 you are especially beautiful
At 30 you are still young!

Let the glasses sparkle with champagne,
Let the ballads sound until the morning,
Stay as beautiful as you are.
Happiness, light, smiles, kindness...

We wish you to always be beautiful,
So that only your loved one is nearby,
Have your own house on the island,
And the personal boat sailed across the sea!

And 30 years doesn't mean yet
That there is a reason to be sad
On the contrary - catch your luck!
And believe and live with hope!

May this holiday be your birthday,
Your dream will come true!
In all matters, you only have luck,
Be beautiful, always be happy!

Happy 30th birthday to a beautiful and simply amazing woman! I wish you constant happiness, strong love, many good events and great prospects. Never doubt yourself, be beautiful, active, active and sweet. Good mood, smiles and excellent results in everything!

You are still as before, young,
Open soul -
Any man would have taken the bait!
Slim and good.

And 30 years is not much, after all,
Happiness lies ahead.
How much good will there be
On the path of life.

All wishes will come true,
All adversity will pass.
Rewards for Effort
Believe me, they will find you.

Good health to you,
Good luck and love.
So that the cases are ridiculous
Don't spoil fate.

I congratulate you on the holiday
From you with all my heart.
Be happy - be different
Let life be bright!

What, lady, have you waited for the day?
As sad as it is, the anniversary...
You're thirty today, period.
At least pour some vodka into the fire.

Yes, twenty-nine was paradise
Almost like youth and now -
Thirty years old, congratulations!
The thirty-first year is looming!

Birthdays, anniversaries -
So year after year goes by.
Gradually we, growing up,
We write notes in a notepad:

With whom, when to meet,
Where to call
So that there is a queue in the salon,
Secure it to yourself.

I want to wish you
And now, and for later:
Women's happiness, great
Let him protect your home.

Wake up with your sweetheart
And the kids will grow up with him.
Let life be successful -
You've only reached thirty...

Congratulations from us,
Take it now.
We've been composing them for a long time,
And now let's read them.

Don't let your eyes know
No sadness, no worries.
Let your soul play
And don’t know any worries.

We wish you happiness
We wish you peace.
Let the bad weather go away,
Stay the sweetest.

Congratulations on the anniversary!
You are still so young!
Every year it gets cuter...
They won't take you for years!

I wish to be happy
And forget about sorrows.
What do you want, I don't know
But all this must be!

You are as beautiful as a rose.
So continue to bloom!
Despite the winds, thunderstorms,
Keep looking forward!

May the sun shine brighter today
Today you have thirty in total;
Let there be many flowers and smiles,
Let everything bloom for you everywhere!

On your anniversary I wish you
Health and success throughout your journey;
Love and happiness - an ocean without end
And it’s as if the rose always blooms!

An anniversary is approaching -
Open the door quickly.
That everything will be fine
Please believe me.

Thirty is the dawn of life.
Let the light shine in your eyes.
Remember, you are always beautiful
And there is no reason to be sad!

30 of your beautiful years,
We are celebrating today.
Always be beautiful for you
And captivating, we wish you.

You are perfect, magical,
And always right in everything.
Let problems and worries
You won't care!

Well, tell me, is 30 years old an age for a woman? Naturally not! Therefore, when celebrating this event, you need to make it fun and certainly bright! This is exactly why we wrote our cool script for a 30th anniversary, which is suitable for any woman, no matter what life principles she is guided by. The script with competitions and in verse, and most importantly - it is simply magnificent!

Leading:
Dear guests of our today's holiday! I am glad to welcome all of you to the anniversary of our beloved woman! But while she’s gone, I suggest you pick up one balloon at a time and build a living corridor through which our birthday girl will pass.
(guests take one balloon each, balloon colors: green, red, blue and white)
Now let's build a living corridor. But first, I want you to remember what color ball you chose. After all, those who took the blue ball came here to get drunk. Whoever has a red ball has come to have fun. Whoever chose white sharit came to eat deliciously. But whoever is green has nothing to do at home and came here.
As you understand, it was a nice joke to defuse the situation a little. Now let's get serious, because here she is - the queen of tonight! Meet our beloved (name of the hero of the day).

The look is attracted by your beauty,
You are the most beautiful of all and still very young!
Quickly walk along the living corridor,
Please accept congratulations and flowers from us!
***
You amazed us with your beauty,
And I haven’t surprised you with my intelligence yet!
Now, if you solve the riddles,
Then you will become the smartest person in the world!
***
Riddle 1:
The most the best gift from U.S,
Congratulations will be served now.
And as always at such moments,
The most stormy sounds...
(applause)

Riddle 2:
If you want to decorate your biography,
We need to make an anniversary...
(photo)
***
So you solved all the riddles,
And she became the smartest person on earth!
It's time for us to fill our glasses,
Come to the table, dear friends!
(guests are seated at tables)
***
They say that age only adorns a woman. This may be true, or it may be fiction. We will not reveal the true age of our hero of the day, but let’s say this: we congratulate our beloved friend, assistant, mother and simply good girl Happy 18th anniversary, with 12 years of experience!
***
Is the age thirty years old?
Let's say together - of course not!
We raise our glasses
And standing, we drink together!
So that all dreams come true,
And in life only good people met.
Such as our hero of the occasion.
Let's say three times to her - hurray, hurray, hurray!
***
You probably noticed that you have pipes, rattles and whistles on your table. Do you know what they are for? Let me first tell you the story of the appearance of the word anniversary as such. This word in some way means a Hebrew holiday. When a new fiftieth year began, the ancient Jews blew their trumpets loudly to notify everyone of this event. And according to legend, in this anniversary year all sins and debts were forgiven.
So I suggest you take your rattles and whistles and everything else and make a loud, loud noise with them. So that everyone knows that today is the anniversary!
***
And so, we informed everyone that this is the most fun holiday. Now let's help our young birthday girl and give her a couple of simple but very necessary tips for a future happy life.
Tip 1:
If you expect alms from your husband, then you may never receive it. So where should I get it?
(in my husband's inner pocket)
Tip 2:
You can and should listen to your mother. But remember, if your mother had listened to her mother back in the day, what wouldn’t have happened?
(your conversation with your mother might not have taken place)
Tip 3:
For his life, a man must: build a house, plant a tree and raise a son. And you must help him in construction, in planting a tree, and his son...
(must grow it myself)
***
And so, new toast! Money is trash. I wish our hero of the day to become the general director of a garbage factory!
***
How many happy holidays do you know? Naturally a lot! But they are always missing. Therefore, I propose to come up with new holidays to relax rather than work.
The point of the game is this: I tell you these words - mur-mur - and you say what a holiday this is. For example, this is a cat holiday. If I say - ko-ko-ko - then this is a holiday for sellers of chicken legs. Are the rules clear? Then let's go!
Wow!
Wow!
That's how it goes!
Pah-pah!
C'mon, me!
Cuckoo!
Oh oh oh!
And not a boom-boom!
***
I suggest you dance! Which one of you dances the best? I need five of the best dancers.
The essence of the game is this: the dancers sit on chairs and the music turns on. And the presenter says which parts of the body to dance with.
Music plays and the presenter says:
Let's dance with our elbows! (this means you need to dance with your elbows while sitting on a chair)
Let's dance with our heads! (this means you need to dance with your head while sitting on a chair)
Let's dance with our breasts! (this means you need to dance with only your chest while sitting on a chair)
Let's dance with our mouths! (this means you need to dance with your mouth only while sitting on a chair)
Eyes are dancing! (this means you need to dance while sitting on a chair with only your eyes)
***
And now it's time for acceptance speeches! I invite five men to join me who are not afraid to express their feelings.
This means that you now need to confess your love for our hero of the day. But not just like that, but as the cards fall. There are five cards in front of you that tell you how you should make your confession.
Card 1 – confess as if you are the President of Russia
Card 2 – confess as if you are Georgian
Card 3 – confess as if you are a hussar
Card 4 – confess as if you are a hundred year old man
Card 5 – confess as if you were a child.

And now I ask you to say the words beautifully - happy anniversary! You just have to say it so emotionally how the card is dealt to you.
Card 1 – say that you were offended
Card 2 - say it's your fault
Card 3 - say you're tipsy
Card 4 - say you're excited
Card 5 - say that you hate the hero of the day
***
After this you can dance and have fun, sing songs and

Scenario for the 30th anniversary of a woman (friend)

Women's anniversary is a round date that requires a special approach. That is why it is impossible to hold such a holiday without a planned scenario.

Script for a friend's thirty birthday.

Guests stand in the corridor at the same time! (with balloons)
The birthday boy enters the hall amid fanfare.

Presenter (girl, preferably a relative):
The 30th anniversary is a special date!
We can't compare it with anything,
Someone wise came up with a long time ago
Give happiness to the birthday boy.
May fun and joy visit you
After all, we have been living with all this for so long,
And we repeat over and over again: “Happy Birthday!”
We congratulate you on a fun and joyful day!”

(The guests shout in unison three times: “Congratulations!”

Presenter:
Age 30 caught up
I didn’t want to, but I waited.
Although he is not tall,
But everyone is important, after all, one year old.
Youth, youth - and now
Suddenly there is a touch of maturity,
New status, style tight
3 dozen – different demand

Presenter:
Well, throw away all your worries
After all, these are just sensations
Everything will remain as it was -
This is the truth, not flattery.
Look from the outside
And you will see where, who is right
Look into your soul,
You're quite a girl there!
And today is the anniversary
Congratulations
From friends, family and loved ones
On my thirtieth anniversary.

Presenter:
Now the moment has come
Hear the anniversary fireworks here!

And now, for our beloved birthday girl, we will provide a magical drink, which was infused with forty herbs of love, best wishes and impeccable mood (the hero of the day drinks a drink to the applause of the guests).

Presenter: It's time for a small feast.
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, let's start playing
They raised their right hand and waved to the hero of the day!
Well, we’ll lower our left hand down
And they put it on their knee, not their own, but their neighbor’s
It’s hot with our right hand, we’ll hug his shoulder...
Did you like it? Wonderful!
They swayed to the right, to the left, and all turned back!
We stroked our bellies and smiled from ear to ear!
Let's nudge the neighbor on the left, wink at the neighbor on the right!
We take a glass in our hand and fill it to the brim!
We continue the fun - we bump into the neighbor on the right...
So that the glass doesn’t sweat, we’ll bump into the neighbor on the left….
And having discussed our cheerful team with a neighbor...
Together we guys will make a toast in our thoughts...
Let's say together "Happy Birthday!"
And all this for salvation we taste the festival!
And of course don't forget to put the snack in your mouth
And enjoy the drink throughout our long, merry year.

Presenter: Dear hero of the day, we now offer toasts to you, thanks to which we hope you will be cheerful and joyful throughout the year.

1st toast.
Happy anniversary, (first name),
Heartiest congratulations!
And I raise this glass to your happiness and health.
Let all troubles go away
And let the sorrows pass,
I only wish you joy
And kindness and warmth.
Be cheerful and beautiful
Modest, brave, and sometimes
Jealous often and, of course, lacy
May good luck accompany you
Every time and every hour.
And always be meek and beautiful, as you are now.

2nd toast.
Well, now, my dear, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your dear parents.
For those who gave her joy in life,
Taught and endowed with affection
And he opened doors to a beautiful world for her.
For those who did not look for kindness in her, but only noticed everything inside,
And he didn’t deprive him of beauty.
For those thanks to whom she now sits in this circle.

Presenter:
Why are you dear guests?
We drank, ate and played
We had fun with the hero of the day
Well, you probably stayed too long
After all, you should dance,
Flapping your wings.

So now it will be game “Explainers”.

Today we are walking and having fun, and tomorrow morning it will be wonderful to go to the refrigerator, open it slightly and take out a can of cold beer and... put it to your forehead. Beauty, isn't it! But imagine such a situation: there is no beer in the refrigerator. What to do? I will help you. Right now you have the opportunity to receive the coveted jar. 5 volunteers leave the hall, definitely beer lovers.

Presenter: Beer has been prepared for you (in an opaque bag - exactly 5 cans), who will get what is unknown. I have cards with their names, you (the players) need to explain the name without using language, if the guests guess, then the jar is yours, no, it remains in my refrigerator until tomorrow.

Presenter: Well, now it’s time for gifts (from time to time they give gifts to the birthday girl from the bottom of their hearts) and a disco is announced.

Do not miss! – humorous and modern.

Happy Anniversary
And we want to wish you:
At thirty the stars shine and twinkle
Because it’s always “twenty-five”!
You remain a girl at heart
And don’t look at your passport.
Thirty is just the beginning of wisdom,
Live in happiness, in joy, in peace!
Stay as beautiful as you are:
Kind in heart and sweet in soul
And let all the men in the world
They won't know that you're thirty!

Let me congratulate you on your anniversary
And wish you well at your thirty years!
So that you go through life only more fun
And woe betide it won’t be a problem!
May you become the best in life!
So that all dreams come true at the same time...
So that not a single lucky chance occurs
And so that you become happy right now!
So that you are filled with joy and happiness
Soul and heart only every moment!
So that your eyes always laugh
And your life has always been so chic!

Beautiful and smart, and you look great,
I want to congratulate you personally on your anniversary,
May God give you health, light and warmth,
And so that you are sure to be happy!
Today, my dear, you are only 30 years old,
And this is, without a doubt, the flourishing of life!
Bloom as long as possible, hope and dream,
Love and be loved, and know no sorrows!

How beautiful your youth is today,
And on my thirtieth anniversary,
Please accept our congratulations!
And wishes for long, bright days!
Be happy forever and loved,
Always beautiful, sweet, like now,
And let men not pass by,
Flowers are given to you every day and hour!

You are beautiful, darling
Like a rose at dawn
I congratulate you today
Happy anniversary, like everyone else,
After all, today you are thirty,
You've become older, you've grown up,
Let the champagne sparkle
Pour it into a glass,
I only wish you joy
I give you more love,
Let it be without edge,
Live brightly and cheerfully!

My beloved beauty,
Congratulations on your 30th birthday!
Heartfelt warmth
And I wish you happiness now!
And millions of beautiful roses
From now on your whole life will be surrounded by
And the most important question in life
May success and luck always decide!

Turning thirty is a glorious anniversary!
The blossom of your wonderful youth!
The whole world is preparing congratulations today
Happy wonderful birthday!

We hasten to wish only the best:
Always be joyful, never know problems or troubles,
Good luck, victories, wonderful bright life,
May fate give gifts every day!

Health, constant beauty:
You deserve fabulous success in everything!
Immeasurable love, carefree joy,
May your happiness become endless!

At thirty, we wish you a lot
Wonderful plans and dashing victories!
Let the road be easy!
Let there be no more evil and troubles in life!
May your hopes come true on this anniversary
May all your tender dreams come true!
Let everything be more beautiful than before
May you become the best in the world!
And may the Lord help you in everything
Let him guide you with his hand!
Let him be able to guide you everywhere
And may it give peace to the soul!

It's cool to congratulate a girl on her 30th birthday

On the anniversary evening is bright,
First class on holiday
Accept gifts from us
The girl is beautiful.
So beautiful on this anniversary,
At the young age of thirty
Let's wish you to be happy
There are many victories in life.
We also wish you
Never lose heart.
Happy Anniversary dear,
Let's start celebrating!

Congratulations on the round date,
I love you, dear.
And already slightly succumbing,
I hug you tenderly.
Be always blooming, tender,
With a bright light look!
I am both during the day and in pitch darkness,
I'll always be there!

We came to you today
To congratulate you on your anniversary.
30 years is no joke.
Pour it for us quickly!
We wish you together
Don't get sick and don't get fat
And remember, in life you need
Look at everything with humor!
You are thirty years old today,
With which I congratulate you.

Not just your birthday,
And the anniversary, albeit small,
After all, 30 years is the time to blossom,
It’s spring in the soul, and summer in life!
I want to congratulate you lovingly,
I send wishes for you:
Warmth, kindness, smiles, laughter,
Enthusiasm, joy, success!

Like a goddess you came down
And she sat down at the table with us.
Since you showed up here,
Come on, let's drink a hundred grams!
You have been in this world for 30 years,
Aphrodite of our days,
Let it not perish in your eyes
Light of divine lights!
We are completely ready
Prostrate myself before you!
But for now let’s modestly congratulate you,
Without crossing boundaries.

Congratulate a girl on her 30th birthday in prose

Congratulations on your 30th birthday and I wish that every day of your life is filled with optimism, fresh ideas and interesting meetings. May you have excellent health and cheerful mood. I also wish that every morning you are greeted with bright sunshine and the smiles of loved ones. I wish you great happiness and good luck. May success and good luck always be your inseparable companions. And any difficulties in life were fleeting and instantly overcome.

Today is your 30th anniversary - a happy holiday! On this bright and solemn day, I wish you to drown in money, choke on love and know happiness! You are not just a person, you are a woman. You are not just a woman, you are the most charming, honest, charming beautiful woman! Let all adversity and bad weather, as soon as they see you, die a painful death, so that everyone else who wants to visit you will be afraid! May life and fate give you only the most desired gifts, and may happiness love you more than love itself! Happy anniversary! Today is your day, your holiday!

Dear, congratulations on your anniversary! Let this round date be the beginning of a long journey that will be 30 times steeper, and you will reach 30 times greater heights than you can imagine, but it will require 30 times less effort from you than you were going to undertake.

With all my heart I hasten to congratulate you on the anniversary of youth and strength, confidence and splendor. At the age of 30, I wish you the obligatory fulfillment of your desires and the unfailing achievement of your goals. May fate not set traps for difficulties and difficulties, may life please you every day with sincere happiness and true love.

A charming girl celebrates her 30th birthday today. I sincerely congratulate you and wish you to greet the new day with joy and delight, filling your heart with love and your life with happiness. May all ideas and plans turn into reality, may your loved ones always be there, may luck and success always accompany you in business.

The only reason to congratulate you on your anniversary is the need to maintain decency. Look at you! What dates can we talk about? What kind of anniversary could a young, attractive, sociable, interesting and – let’s not be afraid of this word – have? sexy woman? Therefore, we strongly suggest that you indignantly brush aside the insignificant word “anniversary” and accept our sincere congratulations on your coming of age and wishes to remain in life as long as possible. good mood. And to everyone who dares to say to you today “Congratulations on your anniversary!” let the punishing right hand of universal indignation overtake! Hooray!

7I wish you to enjoy a wonderful age: when goals have already been set, experience has been accumulated, knowledge has been gained, friends have been made, and your whole life is still ahead.
And let only the photograph in your passport and the number of achievements that you can be proud of change in the next 30 years.
Good luck, health and success. Happy thirtieth birthday!